President Dementia Joe Biden is lost.
“Where am I?” he mused in Texas late last week. “I’m gonna lose track and uh….”
Uh, Joe, you’ve already has lost track, not just of where you are, but also of geography, history, even time itself.
But now he’s in the White House, despite his advanced age — remember, Biden said last year that he was elected to the U.S. Senate “180 years ago” — and sometimes it just gets very confusing.
As Biden admitted during his recent “town hall” meeting on CNN:
“I get up in the morning and look at Jill and say, ‘Where the hell are we?’ ”
Where indeed? If you say that once too often, odds are that the next place you wake up is in an assisted-living facility. In Joe’s case, the nursing home’s address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
So now it’s time to check on some of Joe’s Greatest Hits over the last couple of weeks. As always, all dialogue guaranteed verbatim.
Being a Democrat, Joe is allowed to make ridiculous statements that would get him canceled instantaneously if he were a Republican. Here is he on the subject of lagging vaccination rates in communities of color:
“A lot of people don’t know how to register. Not everybody in the community, in the Hispanic and African-American community particularly in uh uh rural areas that are distant and/or inner-city districts know how to use, know how to get online to determine how to get in line for that COVIID vaccination at the Walgreen’s.”
Imagine what would happen if Donald Trump said that. Imagine if Donald Trump said this:
“Did you ever five years ago think every second or third ad out of five or six you’d turn on would be biracial couple — no, no, I’m not, I’m not being fa-see, the reason I’m so hopeful is this new generation, they’re not like us.”
He looks the other way when the Saudis do something, ditto the Chinese. So what if they do whatever they’re doing to their Muslim minority, the Uyghurs. He’s discussed this with the Chinese leader, Xi Jinping.
“I I said and by the he said he he gets it, culturally there are different norms that each country and their leaders are expected to follow.”
In Houston, where he became confused about where he was, Joe introduced some of the Congressmen he was with:
“Representatives uh Shirl Shirley Jackson Lee, Al Green, Sylvia Garcia, Lizzie Pinelli uh uh excuse me, Pannill.”
By the way, it’s Sheila Jackson Lee, not Shirley. As Leslie Nielsen would say, “Don’t call me Shirley!”
To keep the Panic and the lockdowns going, the alt-left media are desperately trying to foment more hysteria with the “mutants” or “variants.” Joe, meanwhile, continues to tout a different new strain:
“Listen to Dr. Fauci, Dr. Fauci assured me that COVID-9 vac-tines, vaccines were safe.”
You’ve heard of Love Potion No. 9? And the old movie ‘Plan 9 from Outer Space.’ Now Joe is promoting COVID-9. You’ve heard of Bactine, you know, for mosquito bites and such. Now we have a variant on Bactine – Vactine.
More of the Rest, er Best of Joe Biden, late February edition:
“On vaccines alone, we –if we don’t invest 20 million billion dollars to vaccinate the nation, doesn’t that make sense?”
“I want to share the message directly with the Department of Fence Defense staff.”
“Everybody knows I like kids better than people.”
“We had horror stories of doctors and nurses wearing trash bags over their gowns over their their uh dress in order so they wouldn’t uh uh be uh in trouble they because they had no gowns.”
“(It) depends on Congress passing the American Recovery Act research plan recovery plan.”
“Both parties, I’ve met with them in my office, I’ve met with them in on the on the Internet on on Zooming with them.”
“None of this has fully succeeded in this none of us has fully succeeded in this decision.”
“I’m eager to hear, I’m eager to hear, eager to hear next from good friends and outstanding leaders.”
“My administration strongly supports the diplomatic prok-process that’s underway.”
“I I I’m being so you know think about all the all the ridiculous thing and there is on line still there are those who are the uh you know the vaccine uh –”
“We need the resources of the American Rescue Pan.”
“Our girl goal is to do everything we can to help every educator get a shot.”
Joe, where are you?
To be continued….